Parenthood Haikus

It’s hard to believe, but Austin is already three months old!

 At three months, Austin weighs 17 pounds, 5 ounces, and is 24 inches long!

At three months, Austin weighs 17 pounds, 5 ounces, and is 24 inches long!

Here's what I've learned so far about being a mom.

 

(Sleep)

Oh no! Joe, wake up!

I heard something strange...no wait.

She was just breathing.

 

(Diapers)

How does it happen?

Your diaper is dry, but you

peed on my jacket.

 

(Breastfeeding)

Day One: This is sweet!

Day Three: Seriously? Ouch!

Day Twelve: Bring it on.

 

(More diapers)

Hey Sweetheart! I love…

You’re pooping right now aren’t you?

Joe, Austin needs you!

 

(To your mom)

Pre-baby: Love you!

Post-baby: You’re a genius.

Teach me everything.

 

(Going out in public)

Well, I’m in sweatpants;

Not sure if I brushed my teeth.

But Austin looks great!

 

(Forgetting the diaper bag)

Joe, I’m sorry we

Had to leave church early ‘cause

She pooped in your hand.

 

(Traveling with a baby)

I forgot my purse,

License, and wallet, but I

Got her diaper bag!

 

(After the baby falls asleep)

So much to get done,

But all I want to do is

Hold her while she sleeps.

 

(Being a mom)

No, it’s not easy,

But it’s quite an adventure!

Can’t wait for what’s next.